To all the people out there, here's a thought: I've been screening the internet looking for a masturbation day, you know, the kind of day where everyone would just wank along and have some fun of their own! After long unfruitful searches, I thought what the heck, let's just create one... And then comes the hard decision of when it should be... Hmmm, let me think, well it should be soon (because I happen to be horny) and it should somehow have an "internal logic" or some crap like that, so I thought why not the last sunday before Xmas? It's perfect! it's soon enough, it's a sunday (you know, wanking at your office or in class isn't the best thing to do all day long) and it's part of all the theatrics of Xmas and New Year and all the cheesy "let's make the world a better place"-talk. So why not masturbate all the problems of the world away?
On December 21st (yes, that's the date, for those who cannot use a calender), I will wank for the following world problems:
1. Genocide in Darfur
2. AIDS in Africa (it's kinda smart to wank against AIDS ;)
3. The financial/economic crisis
4. Human rights in China
5. A free Tibet
6. Record profits for Coca-Cola
7. Communautarian problems in Belgium (what the fuck?)
8. European enlargment
9. Democracy in Russia
AND last but not least
10. A longer dick (well yeah I can dream on)
My record is set for 10 jerking sessions in one day... I think it's a good place to start!
You can post your stories of this unforgettable 21st of December online!
See you soon!
